I SHOT SANTA "with my BB Gun" a tale of a boy's imagination running wild one Christmas Eve. With characters like Elves, The Gingerbread Man, and The Tooth Fairy it's a fast pace adventure until Momma says "good morning it's Christmas Day."
Lyrics
(Chorus)
I shot Santa. (with my BB Gun)
I shot Santa. (right between his eyes)
I shot Santa now I’m on the bad list.
I wish I had never tried to look at my gifts.
(V1)
Well, it was getting late one Christmas Eve Mommy and Daddy thought that I was asleep.
When I crawled out of bed and made it out to the tree.
That’s the night I found out he wasn’t make-believe.
(Chorus)
I had a jury trial made up of reindeer.
My lawyer was an elf with little pointy ears.
The Gingerbread Man was a witness against me.
That’s the night I found out he wasn’t make-believe.
(Chorus)
My Judge looked a lot like the Tooth Fairy.
He sentenced me to labor at the toy factory.
Now I’m wrapping presents and planning my escape.
When I hear Momma say good morning it’s Christmas Day. (what it was just a dream?)
(Chorus)
(But it was so real)
